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Monday, August 3, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Penis Girth Toilet Paper Roll Test
Why I wanted to kill everyone from time to time .
The Topo
Levee happiness yesterday, I submit my Gosset in the school, I had not already had a very good night insomnia when you hold me, I had desires of suicide, in short, I had to go to a government office in my town, so HereI 7h54mns, I had already arrived there was already a ton of the natural world was a Monday morning.
Because I was always under the influence of sleep, so I decide to stay in my box, because the doors were not open yet.
At 8:04 mins, I finally realized the opening time was not 8h30mns 8am on Mondays, already very nervous, I thought good only 26 mins is in. serious, and I was happy in my car, and more, instead of lined up outside the front door with the masses.
Throughout this time, I had not even realized that I park my credit rating was a troublemaker of the first class that no respect for people, we pierced the eardrums, because he had decided to the Bob Marley back in the car park.
Ok I totally understand the deep love that people feel towards the music, but we must not mess anyway, it is a Monday morning, blood p'taain good wood, what is even, frankly.
And while I was inside a mental mode rouspetage background, the guy began to sing at the head, imagine the scene, already I'm a huge fan of Bob Marley, he pushed a button little too far, I had one wish him a huge slap fouttre remote.
I was wondering if it can be sought any attention from anyone. You know the kind of person who would do anything to get noticed. Everyone was annoyed and AC could be a facial expressions of all those poor people affected by noise pollution .
As soon as the door opened was 8:30 am, everyone entered, they passed through the hall, and they set rank, first to sign the attendance sheet, then the oh, I thought I was in a dream, I was the last person before queuing, and PAF as if by magic, the asshole service began shamelessly in front of me, yes I do mean to me as if I was invisible, I thought I would die of excitement there.
The pellet that this individual had was out of this world, I understood nothing, I was amazed, why put before me, why not respect the tail, so why disrespect ...
Imagine a little while I mulled all these thoughts in my head, I stooped just 15 seconds to tie my shoelaces, I got up and before PAF I can not put a single word I'm not as calm as usual, I would say a real horny he had disappeared as if by magic, I thought maybe he felt he was going to pass a tobacco why he had broken as quickly as it had appeared before me.
Well NO,
.....................
And when I thought I had done with this phenomenon of nature, I realized in that instead of breaking it was simply skips all those poor people, at least a dozen before me and was about to sign that damn sheet.
Ok you explain to me how feasible such a cap, because I still can not understand. You may not know is how my hand itched.
I wanted to give him the part of all the masses: a donut hell.
I do not know what happened to that asshole then, but I hope only that he has been attacked with sticks, he has received from him Tciiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp pierce the eardrums and he had seen the sign on the attendance record of the dentist, I hope also that he had torn off all his teeth involuntarily.
That is one reason why I can go from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde in a second: THE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE TO LIVE.
Why not respect the freedom of others by not imposing their selfish whims, irreverent, even offensive, if not insulting.
Why do people no longer have these 3 words today: The good manners, tact, respect ..., cements seems to me there, living together, they are hardly more practical now, we do gene is more, it provokes.
Council
Finally good manners, good manners, politeness and good education for me to form a whole, I do not have the energy to try to separate the each other.
To all these people I say, respect for my own space and courteous behavior are a necessity, until YOUR BACK EXCITED because of the brain seem to exist everywhere, always ready to explode at any time nothing to do with me eh.
Source: My Experiences, My Imagination 
The Topo
Levee happiness yesterday, I submit my Gosset in the school, I had not already had a very good night insomnia when you hold me, I had desires of suicide, in short, I had to go to a government office in my town, so HereI 7h54mns, I had already arrived there was already a ton of the natural world was a Monday morning.
Because I was always under the influence of sleep, so I decide to stay in my box, because the doors were not open yet.
At 8:04 mins, I finally realized the opening time was not 8h30mns 8am on Mondays, already very nervous, I thought good only 26 mins is in. serious, and I was happy in my car, and more, instead of lined up outside the front door with the masses.
Throughout this time, I had not even realized that I park my credit rating was a troublemaker of the first class that no respect for people, we pierced the eardrums, because he had decided to the Bob Marley back in the car park.
Ok I totally understand the deep love that people feel towards the music, but we must not mess anyway, it is a Monday morning, blood p'taain good wood, what is even, frankly.
And while I was inside a mental mode rouspetage background, the guy began to sing at the head, imagine the scene, already I'm a huge fan of Bob Marley, he pushed a button little too far, I had one wish him a huge slap fouttre remote.
I was wondering if it can be sought any attention from anyone. You know the kind of person who would do anything to get noticed. Everyone was annoyed and AC could be a facial expressions of all those poor people affected by noise pollution
As soon as the door opened was 8:30 am, everyone entered, they passed through the hall, and they set rank, first to sign the attendance sheet, then the oh, I thought I was in a dream, I was the last person before queuing, and PAF as if by magic, the asshole service began shamelessly in front of me, yes I do mean to me as if I was invisible, I thought I would die of excitement there.
The pellet that this individual had was out of this world, I understood nothing, I was amazed, why put before me, why not respect the tail, so why disrespect ...
Imagine a little while I mulled all these thoughts in my head, I stooped just 15 seconds to tie my shoelaces, I got up and before PAF I can not put a single word
Well NO,
.....................
And when I thought I had done with this phenomenon of nature, I realized in that instead of breaking it was simply skips all those poor people, at least a dozen before me and was about to sign that damn sheet.
Ok you explain to me how feasible such a cap, because I still can not understand. You may not know is how my hand itched.
I wanted to give him the part of all the masses: a donut hell.
I do not know what happened to that asshole then, but I hope only that he has been attacked with sticks, he has received from him Tciiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp pierce the eardrums and he had seen the sign on the attendance record of the dentist, I hope also that he had torn off all his teeth involuntarily.
That is one reason why I can go from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde in a second: THE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE TO LIVE.
Why not respect the freedom of others by not imposing their selfish whims, irreverent, even offensive, if not insulting.
Why do people no longer have these 3 words today: The good manners, tact, respect ..., cements seems to me there, living together, they are hardly more practical now, we do gene is more, it provokes.
Council
Finally good manners, good manners, politeness and good education for me to form a whole, I do not have the energy to try to separate the each other.
To all these people I say, respect for my own space and courteous behavior are a necessity, until YOUR BACK EXCITED because of the brain seem to exist everywhere, always ready to explode at any time
Source: My Experiences, My Imagination
Thursday, July 23, 2009
What Does The Tonsil Look Like
My unforgettable epic sporting a aprem '
Who has not wanted to try to see how much he could endure the pain, know how his stamina would. Everyone?
me anyway I'm sadistic towards my own person so.
Each person has his personal reasons for doing sport:
- if This is not to maintain his physique,
- it's for health reasons,
- or to simply feel good about yourself,
- ............. ....
So I wanted to make my last week in malignant wanting to push my endurance up to infinity, I usually sport one day on 2 or 3 you believe me really, what I called sport for me is walking accelerated in the football field in my neighborhood a few days a week when I can (considering my daily uncommon) and I set the target to walk around my neighborhood or should I say around the city (given the time it took me), just as ca history of the body through torture me happy, too sado girl you say.
So on a whim, I found myself in my room putting on my black leggings, my black T shirt, my Adidas and my green military cap. And since I had my Ipod accessories, water bottle and my cell phone. Like an automaton
I left the house and launched the man
- Me, sado craneuse: I'll do a good turn if I ever get over it before the time of descent of the small, you're going to look at school, ok!
- Man: Yes, and if you're tired, call me, I would come to take you on the road.
- Me, The craneuse sado: Ok, you can be sure that I will not call you, I intend to finish my career without anyone's help (I thought).
Departure Here I am on the way, I started to walk away little by little from me, and plus it was hot as hell, at least 30 degrees style has the shadow. And already after 15 minutes of walking I was thinking back on my feet, but well Guerriere Mandingo good I am, of course not, I continued.
30mns
after I kept watching the clock on my phone, what the idiot, I realized that I had forgot my watch what happens very rarely, and only bottled water I had in hand was already a half, I started to panic because I realized very quickly that I underestimate this p'taain of course.
33mn after I passed not very far from an acquaintance of mine and I was almost tempted to stop, just to rest a few seconds, minutes instead, but my conscience Guerriere Mandingo did not allow me to play was the wimp so I continued my epic, the good you remember that I told you I had a green cap, well it was already drenched in half.
45 minutes after
Sweat dripped on my face has great flow, I even managed to have mist on my sunglasses, I took it off, I wiped them on my Tshirt and I transferred, I was telling myself how dumb I was not having think to take a small towel to wipe my at least, so like a slut, my T-shirt c immediately transforms it into cloth.
53mn after
I thought was the man who had promised to get to school early if he did not see me, so I decided to call it, and PAF, I realized that the cell phone was off, I immediately said, oh I had to press the turn off, not on purpose, well, no, I was so sweaty hand, that This dirt sweat was passed through the cell phone, so my battery was completely drenched in sweat, my SIM card was found in after the laptop screen when I tried to turn it on, panic moved very quickly what the galley.
1h04mns
after wiping my SIM and my phone battery as a patient with my black tshirt which was now completely drenched, my cell phone was operational again, so I passed my call and my man announced that he would seek Gosset:
1h10m after I did a quick retrospective of the current situation in my head, and lots of thoughts crossed my mind:
- But what took me to want me like that peter, I could just go to let off steam Football ground in my neighborhood instead of enduring all this.
- Why there are no pavements for pedestrians in my backwater, craignos, I found myself a walk on the lawn of the people for at least a quarter of the course.
- P'tain drive I put max 10mins to arrive, and why he does the same hot aujourdh'hui, queel stuuuuuuuuupppppppppiiiiiiiiiidee idea that I was eh, I'm p'taain FATIIIGUUUEEEE, I want to arrival at their destination as soon as possible I'm tired of walking mode rouspetage mental thoroughly. - And how come I never noticed that there were so many ups and downs on c'te p'taain Road, SHIT.
1h29mns A walk
without messing the more I could really, I had a HORRIBLE migraine, I was struggling to climb the nth slope of my journey, I walked a 2 a time but real thing, I felt that the cars passing me throw glances of pity or questioners, the limit I felt there were some that me might well suggest I deposited where I went, so I did pity.
1h32mns A walk
OssCours I want to be in my bed.
The cell rang, I hesitated to take, so I had not got all day, but it was the Gossett, so I replied
- The Gossett: Mummy tell me, where you at I'm hungry, I want some sausage and I want to wear my dress Princess
Me, sado craneuse the edges of tears Ok I arrive very soon, I'm walking I'll be right, as soon as I make you j'arive your sausages. Well now I hang up the most votes.
1h25mns A walk
I was really a poor wreck about this moment my face and my swaying were hell, my feet burning, underneath my tempers, my clothes the same thing, I had a big head like a football, when was my glasses, my empty water bottle and my IPOD I almost want to throw down so much that I'm fed up to keep them in hand.
A 1h41mns
I was starting to see my neighborhood from a distance, the half smile on his lips, trying to hasten but not the impossible, I could not do it, yet seemed 5mns 1h more, I saw my home, finally, I arrived and I'm putting a ring at the door, of course it's the small who opened the door and at first glance his reaction was:
- The Gosset: What Happened Mummy, look at your clothes are all wet
- Me: Nothing . I have just one wish to sleep somewhere
- The Gossett: And my sausage?
- Me: Ok arrive.
Conclusion At the end I went I was on this account p'tain trooooooooop long journey, style 1H42MNS of SHIT.
Lesson Is what I'd do it again, uh for now I do not know, but since I know myself, I would say probably yes.
Playing sports, but moderately.
Source: My Imagination, My experiences 
Who has not wanted to try to see how much he could endure the pain, know how his stamina would. Everyone?
me anyway I'm sadistic towards my own person so.
Each person has his personal reasons for doing sport:
- if This is not to maintain his physique,
- it's for health reasons,
- or to simply feel good about yourself,
- ............. ....
So I wanted to make my last week in malignant wanting to push my endurance up to infinity, I usually sport one day on 2 or 3
So on a whim, I found myself in my room putting on my black leggings, my black T shirt, my Adidas and my green military cap. And since I had my Ipod accessories, water bottle and my cell phone. Like an automaton
I left the house and launched the man
- Me, sado craneuse: I'll do a good turn if I ever get over it before the time of descent of the small, you're going to look at school, ok!
- Man: Yes, and if you're tired, call me, I would come to take you on the road.
- Me, The craneuse sado: Ok, you can be sure that I will not call you, I intend to finish my career without anyone's help (I thought).
Departure
30mns
after I kept watching the clock on my phone, what the idiot, I realized that I had forgot my watch what happens very rarely, and only bottled water I had in hand was already a half, I started to panic because I realized very quickly that I underestimate this p'taain of course.
33mn after I passed not very far from an acquaintance of mine and I was almost tempted to stop, just to rest a few seconds, minutes instead, but my conscience Guerriere Mandingo did not allow me to play was the wimp so I continued my epic, the good you remember that I told you I had a green cap, well it was already drenched in half.
45 minutes after
Sweat dripped on my face has great flow, I even managed to have mist on my sunglasses, I took it off, I wiped them on my Tshirt and I transferred, I was telling myself how dumb I was not having think to take a small towel to wipe my at least, so like a slut, my T-shirt c immediately transforms it into cloth.
53mn after
I thought was the man who had promised to get to school early if he did not see me, so I decided to call it, and PAF, I realized that the cell phone was off, I immediately said, oh I had to press the turn off, not on purpose, well, no, I was so sweaty hand, that This dirt sweat was passed through the cell phone, so my battery was completely drenched in sweat, my SIM card was found in after the laptop screen when I tried to turn it on, panic moved very quickly what the galley.
1h04mns
after wiping my SIM and my phone battery as a patient with my black tshirt which was now completely drenched, my cell phone was operational again, so I passed my call and my man announced that he would seek Gosset:
- Man: What is he said you want me come get you.
Me: And I told him NO, dryly, then God knows that I would die of envy.
But hey it's okay I said to myself, I am a warrior Mandingo and I will stop at nothing, even if my feet are burning, my muscles imaginary tear.
1h10m after I did a quick retrospective of the current situation in my head, and lots of thoughts crossed my mind:
- But what took me to want me like that peter, I could just go to let off steam Football ground in my neighborhood instead of enduring all this.
- Why there are no pavements for pedestrians in my backwater, craignos, I found myself a walk on the lawn of the people for at least a quarter of the course.
- P'tain drive I put max 10mins to arrive, and why he does the same hot aujourdh'hui, queel stuuuuuuuuupppppppppiiiiiiiiiidee idea that I was eh, I'm p'taain FATIIIGUUUEEEE, I want to arrival at their destination as soon as possible I'm tired of walking
1h29mns A walk
without messing the more I could really, I had a HORRIBLE migraine, I was struggling to climb the nth slope of my journey, I walked a 2 a time but real thing, I felt that the cars passing me throw glances of pity or questioners, the limit I felt there were some that me might well suggest I deposited where I went, so I did pity.
1h32mns A walk
OssCours I want to be in my bed.
The cell rang, I hesitated to take, so I had not got all day, but it was the Gossett, so I replied
- The Gossett: Mummy tell me, where you at I'm hungry, I want some sausage and I want to wear my dress Princess
Me, sado craneuse the edges of tears Ok I arrive very soon, I'm walking I'll be right, as soon as I make you j'arive your sausages. Well now I hang up the most votes.
1h25mns A walk
I was really a poor wreck about this moment my face and my swaying were hell, my feet burning, underneath my tempers, my clothes the same thing, I had a big head like a football, when was my glasses, my empty water bottle and my IPOD I almost want to throw down so much that I'm fed up to keep them in hand.
A 1h41mns
I was starting to see my neighborhood from a distance, the half smile on his lips, trying to hasten but not the impossible, I could not do it, yet seemed 5mns 1h more, I saw my home, finally, I arrived and I'm putting a ring at the door, of course it's the small who opened the door and at first glance his reaction was:
- The Gosset: What Happened Mummy, look at your clothes are all wet
- Me: Nothing . I have just one wish to sleep somewhere
- The Gossett: And my sausage?
- Me: Ok arrive.
Conclusion At the end I went I was on this account p'tain trooooooooop long journey, style 1H42MNS of SHIT.
Consequences: 500g and less, butt compote, feet and thighs burning (if it is said), mental trauma and so on.
Lesson Is what I'd do it again, uh for now I do not know, but since I know myself, I would say probably yes.
Playing sports, but moderately.
Source: My Imagination, My experiences
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Sample Church Anniversary Programms
History Day
A couple decides to go on a romantic weekend and thus decided to stay at same hotel 20 years ago, during their honeymoon. But at the last moment due to a problem at work, the woman can not take her on Thursday night. It was therefore decided that the husband would take the plane on Thursday and his wife the next day.
Man arrives as expected and after renting a hotel room, he realizes that the room has a computer with Internet connection. He decides to send a letter to his wife, but by chance he is wrong address and then sends the email to another woman, the latter is a widow who has just returned from the funeral of her husband, who died of a heart attack and so she is receiving the email.
Widow consults his electronic mailbox to see if there are no messages from family or friends. Thus, in reading the first of them, she fainted.
Her son enters the room and is on the screen, it says the following message:
In my beloved wife,
I arrived. You'll definitely surprised to receive my news and now this way. Here they have computers and you can send messages to your loved ones .. I just arrived and I checked that everything was ready for your arrival tomorrow Friday. I look forward to seeing you again. I hope your trip goes as well as happened on mine.
Source: My Imagination, word of mouth 
A couple decides to go on a romantic weekend and thus decided to stay at same hotel 20 years ago, during their honeymoon. But at the last moment due to a problem at work, the woman can not take her on Thursday night. It was therefore decided that the husband would take the plane on Thursday and his wife the next day.
Man arrives as expected and after renting a hotel room, he realizes that the room has a computer with Internet connection. He decides to send a letter to his wife, but by chance he is wrong address and then sends the email to another woman, the latter is a widow who has just returned from the funeral of her husband, who died of a heart attack and so she is receiving the email.
Widow consults his electronic mailbox to see if there are no messages from family or friends. Thus, in reading the first of them, she fainted.
Her son enters the room and is on the screen, it says the following message:
In my beloved wife,
I arrived. You'll definitely surprised to receive my news and now this way. Here they have computers and you can send messages to your loved ones .. I just arrived and I checked that everything was ready for your arrival tomorrow Friday. I look forward to seeing you again. I hope your trip goes as well as happened on mine.
Source: My Imagination, word of mouth
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